Different Approach

This man, very often came home late in the middle of the night totally drunk, and his wife would be waiting for him at the hall and let go her tirades.

But, in spite of her naggings, there was no change in his behaviour. Then she read in the advice column about using a different approach.

So one late night, instead of letting go at her husband, she said, "Would you like to go upstairs and make love to me?"

He answered, "Might as well. My wife is already pissed at me for being late."