World Series

During a recent world series, a man noticed that there was a vacant seat next to the man beside him. He commented that it was unbelievable that someone would spend so much on a ticket and not turn up for the match.

The man next to him said that it was for his wife. They had bought the tickets months in advance but unfortunately she died and could not make it. "Why didn't you give the ticket to your family member or a friend?" the man asked.

"Can't do that," the other man said. "Why not?" the first man wanted to know.

"They're at the funeral," came the reply.

Lady, Do You Like Sex?

A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you like sex?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady, do you like sex?" and she slams the door shut.

The woman tells her husband about the guy and he says he will stay home from work the next day and this time she should tell the man she likes, and see what happens.

The door bell rings, the woman answers the door, the man asks, "Lady, do you like sex?" to which she says, "Yes, I do." The man then tells her, "Well, then tell your husband to make use of you and stay away from my wife."

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Vans Womens Wellesley - Black Denim

Vans Womens Wellesley - Black Denim

Made in Japan

A Japanese tourist got in a cab and told the driver to drive him to the airport. On their way, a car zoomed by and the Japanese went, "Aaah, Toyota, made in Japan, very faaast!" And then, another car zoomed by and the Japanese went, "Aaah, Nissan, made in Japan, very faaast!" And then, another car zooms by and again the Japanese lets out, "Aaah Mitsubishi, made in Japan, very faaast!"

By this time, the cabby was getting tired of his passenger's nationalistic pride. Upon arriving at the airport, the cabby tells his passenger, "$130 please."

The Japanese went, "$130? It's not that far from the hotel!"

The cabby replied, "Aaah, taxi meter, made in Japan, very faaast!"

DC Shoes x Mike Shinoda Remix Series

Japan's Indoor Man-Made Beach

Nitro Microphone Underground Special Force Tour T-shirt

Nike Vandal Vintage - Silver Red

Nike Air Classic BW - Negro Leagues

Colette x Oakley - Frogskins Sunglasses

Nike Air Max 90 Infrared Premium - Ostrich and Premium Leathers

adidas Superskate Vulcan

Puma Runway Collection - Cell Meio

Street Fighter 4

A Day At The Zoo

A man took his son to the zoo. They found the monkey cage very entertaining until the father noticed two monkeys in a compromising position which embarrassed him to no end because his son was watching.

He walked up to the keeper and asked if he could stop them. The keeper told him that they are in their natural habitat and could not do anything about it. The father asked the keeper, "If I throw peanuts at them, do you think they would stop?"

The keeper looked at the father in the eye and said, "Would you?"

Nike WMNS Dunk High Premium - Black x Mutli

Dim Mak x The Retrospecs Tank Top

Dim Mak x The Family T-shirt

Puma Clyde x Atmos x Mitsuaki Iwago - Crested Ibis

Nike Air Tailwind '92 Retro - Spring 2009

Exact Science x The From The Heart T-Shirt2

adidas x SLAM - Gil II Zero