Living Life To The Fullest
A rich forty year old man had a heart attack and had to undergo surgery. While he was on the operating table, he saw God. So he said, "Is this it?" and God said, "No," and explained that he still had another 10-20 years more to live.
So while he was in the hospital he decided that since he had only 10-20 years more, he might as well make the best of it. So he decided to have a tummy tuck, plastic surgery, nose implant, etc. He even had his favourite hair stylist come in and change his hair colour.
As he was leaving the hospital, he was run over and killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital.
When he got to heaven, he said to God, "I thought you said I had another 10-20 years to live?" God then replied, "Well, I didn't recognize you."
