Two Idiots

Two idiots were searching the city for something to do, but they only had two dollars on them. They didn't have enough money for any kind of fun, until they were walking around a corner and finally came to a drug store.

Then one idiot quickly entered the store, rushed out a little while later and announced to his friend, "Hey, we can have a lot of fun with this!"

The other idiot said, "What kind of fun can you have with a box of tampons ?"

The first idiot then said, "It say's right here on the box - You can swim, you can play tennis, you can even ride a horse with it."