The Doctor's Advice

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the woman aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"First : Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. Then at lunch time, make him a warm nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. For dinner, fix him an especially nice meal and don't burden him with household chores."

"Finally, and this part is very important : Have sex with him several times a week, and be sure to satisfy his every whim."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said. " You're going to die!," she replied.