Make Your Own Gift Certificate

A man complained to his friend that he did not know what to get his wife for her birthday. "She already has everything you could think of, and anyway, she can buy herself whatever she likes."

"Here's an idea," said his friend. "Make up your own gift certificate that says, 'Thirty minutes of great loving, any way you want it.' I guarantee she will be enchanted."

The next day, the friend asked, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes," answered the man.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes!" the man answered. "She jumped up, kissed me on the forehead and ran out of the door, yelling, 'See you in thirty minutes!' ..."